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The Phone Macarena!

Do you do the Phone Macarena?  or even the Key Macarena?  I do.  Two things have lead to this.  One is that I lost weight and only had jeans to wear until I get down to the next size (hip pokcets front and back.)    And my new black and gold bag that is meant to look cool and not be stuffed with everything including the kitchen sink has started to come to pieces.  Ahhh, you say.  And WTF are you on about you say.

Well the phone/key macarena.  You put your phone and keys in different pockets each day.  So if I have my work keys on me they are in a certain pocket;  if not my car keys are in that pocket.  And if I have the work phone and my phone especially if they are on silent it’s even better.  So you are juggling the groceries – only went in for one thing came out with 11 items.

One of your phones starts to ring;  which pocket is it in;  which tone is ringing so you can get to the right phone before it stops?  So, you start patting your pockets.  Hand on L front hip, hand on right front hip.  Hand on L back hip, hand on right back hip.  Ohhh Mac…. you know how it goes.

Of course, if the phones are on silent and you are in a meeting it’s even more fun.  Your sitting there wishing you were elsewhere (like a tropical island with no kids but lots of money) and the phones start;  suddenly, you twitch and your eyes focus, and start to twitch as you work out which phone it is that’s vibrating.  This is even better if someone is talking to you at the time.  They have no idea why you suddenly came to attention and look distracted at the same time.  It can be scary for them.

So how many times a day do you do the Phone/Key Macarena?  I think I’m going to have to buy a new handbag and have one for work and one for looking good, because I think the kids are going to start have problems at school if their mother continues to do the Phone/Key Macarena all over town. It’s only a very, very small town you know!

Does anyone know where I can get the Macarena song ringtone from?  That would really be the icing on the cake.

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